I have two plastic bins in my closet full of travel items - tiny toiletries, inflatable pillows, collapsible backpacks and the like. Every time I'm preparing for a trip, I haul the bins out and rifle through them to find the perfect things I'll need for that adventure. I've got damn near everything I could ask for in those bins, I tell you.
What I don't have in my closet, however, is a Mile High Club Kit.
No, I don't think I'll be getting one. But it nearly gave me a stomachache from laughing, so I thought I'd share the wealth with all y'all.